Two guys are at the bar when one announces that he has to leave. “Where do you have to be?” “I have to go home to take care of the bees.” “The bees? You keep bees?” “Yes, I keep bees.” “You live in a studio apartment! Where do you keep the bees?” “In a shoebox under the bed.” “You keep bees in a shoebox under the bed?” “Yeah. They’re bees. Fuck 'em.”