Rock the Casbah misheard as Rock the cash-bar. I thought it was a song about people drinking and being punished for drinking. In my defense, I was 4, and sadly I knew what a cash-bar was.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    When I was about 10, instead of “smoke two joints”, I thought it was “spoke to Joyce”.

    I spoke Joyce in the morning
    I spoke to Joyce at night
    I spoke to Joyce in the afternoon
    it makes me feel alright
    
    I spoke to Joyce in time of peace
    and too in time of war
    I spoke to Joyce 
    before I spoke to Joyce 
    and then I spoke some more
    
    Spoooooke to Joyce
    that’s what I do!
    

    My mom laughed for 5 full minutes when I told her.