Can’t wait to eat that monkey
What if I don’t want to share my liquor?
Mibkeys need like a shot of whisky to get hammered you stingy bastard! I’d call you a caveman but they at least would throw a dog a bone
Are you drunk now? If so… MY MAN!
And no… Joey doesn’t share booze
Taught mine to roll a joint, then he took all my weed and sold it, came back acting like he had no idea what happened and was all like idk I just found this new Apple Watch.
Unfortunately, you cannot bring the smoking drinking monkey indoors at most establishments these days
Never drink alone. You aren’t alone in a bar. This is a Pandemic era innovation in monkeybusiness.
Man, Europe sounds miserable these days!
$14.99?!?
I’ll do all of that for free. Just the cost of booze and smokes. I too an not picky about brand and will drink most anything. (I’m ok at pickpocketing)
Have you SEEN the price of whisky these days? The cost of getting that little fucker drunk and lightfingered is negligible, even if he smokes like a chimney
That’s why I agreed to do it for free.
If it doesn’t smoke is it really a drinking buddy?
