As a female, i try to help out a little by doing a weird diagonal ascent while sprinting up as fast as I can to get us both outta there asap
Sprinting diagonally upstairs sounds like a recipe for disaster
In heels, bitch. Gitgud
Are you joking?
Dude i dont know if youre really into parquetry or something youre missing out because if you turn your head up you can sometimes catch some gorgeous bootay while she’s not paying attention!
Why wait until she’s not paying attention?
parquetry
Thank you for the new word!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking at a girl’s ass if it’s right in front of you. Especially if it’s a nice ass. Just don’t be weird about it.
My brain goes into high frame rate 8K HDR … is that weird?
Oh look, a penny!
“Hell yeah. NICE! What a round little number you are down there! I love when this happens. Come to daddy!”
grunting sounds while bending over to pick up coin
Why?
Why not look?
Maybe she didn’t wipe
go for it I have a nice ass you may look just don’t be weird
You don’t want to spook her, lest she utilize a gaseous defense mechanism before fleeing, like the wily squid.
Most likely mid-back for me. I might glance (depending on the situation), but I’m trying to climb stairs, so my focus is usually on “not tripping”. Staring at someone’s ass the whole way up… a little creeper. Staring at my feet the whole way up… I might fail at climbing stairs. Guess it also depends on our distance/height and where my eye level sits
I’d like to look, but if I don’t watch my step I will trip and fall as I am clumsy.
