Call me crazy but LMNOP stands on the shoulders of HiJK. Give my boy at least a B
My thoughts exactly. You need a build up for a drop to really hit which HIJK carries with beauty and grace
It’s the ladders on the slide.
Hard disagree on WXYZ. C tier. Maybe B tier at best.
I have bad news on how it’s taught now
The “updated” alphabet song need not be mentioned
(May have to unmute)
Just how I remember learning it in elementary school.
I will dare to mention the new version; LMNOP is knocked down a peg because those bastards have confused young children for centuries! The new king is XYZ, especially with that non-letter &.
Forget that Mozart played the original melody in the Twelve Variations!
That said, shout out to the rollercoaster one Simple Songs did. I am partial to their ABCDEFGH.
LMNOP feels like you’re going down a slide.

Had a kid recently… They changed the song so LMNOP isn’t so rapid fire for new babies
QRSTUV being ranked so low is purely a skill/commitment issue. You’ve gotta hit that shit with gusto, stick your chest out and enunciate every letter like it’s Les Mis or a military march. KYOO! ARRRR! ESSSSSS! TEEEEEEYOOOOOUVEEEE.
It’s one of your few opportunities to hit a nice, long, steady stride.
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Pretty sure elemenopee is universally S-tier in all languages.
Source: Wordologist, Ph.D.
I think WXYZ is the best part of the French alphabet. Doublavay, Eeks, Eegrek, et Zed
Wow, another “ee” sound purist huh?






