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I find your bathroom.
I piss in your toilet already.
“so I just leave it on your kitchen counter ok”
So… he was in someone else’s apartment? o_O
I think he means the apartment building, it would be weird if he could find his way into someone’s home without realizing it
But where was phone?
He must have meant the building that our apartments are in but it caught me off guard ngl lol
Used to get delivery from a place that just yelled “tasty foo!” Really loud.
Literally somehow they always got up a 4 floor walk up in manhattan past multiple locked doors and would be in front of the your apt door like ninjas. Just shouting “tasty foo!” In the intercom less than a minute before showing up at the door. A real talent
HE LEFT OUT A WORD.
