Blaming Obama for his failed 16+ million dollar attempt at entering the algae-based bio fuel industry.

How sad.

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      I doubt it was this, but I hope Obama left one minor prank on his way out, like a whoopie cushion, or an upside down desk drawer.

      Obama leaves a letter on the desk for Trump’s first day. It reads:

      "Mr. President,

      On this, your first day in office, congratulations again on your victory. Although it’s clear to us both by now that we may never see eye-to-eye on many important issues, I want to express my hope for your success in this new position. Very few people will ever understand the challenges endured while carrying the weight of a nation, if not the entire free world, on one’s shoulders like we do. Along those lines, I humbly offer you my full support, putting aside whatever differences we might have, in the interest of serving our shared and highest value, the well-being and advancement of this great country. Should you ever want it, I am prepared and willing to give whatever assistance possible with utmost diligence and discretion.

      We’re all counting on you. Good luck!

      Sincerely,

      Barack Obama

      P. S. I left a little something in the upper right-hand drawer just to show there’s no hard feelings."

      After reading it, Trump opens the drawer and hundreds of marbles spill out along with a note card.

      I think this why he’s so mad at Obama.

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    Let’s make it a true reflecting pool and fill it with mercury. I don’t know how that could go wrong.

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    It was painted for maximum algae growth. they could also install ozone generators and pumps to mitigate the algae growth. I don’t know if it already has any pumping to maintain the movement of the water.

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    “The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922, most infamously, the Obama pool reopening that resulted in massive algae clumps taking over the pool’s surface,” the spokesperson said. ​

    The spokesperson went on to claim the National Park Service was “actually maintaining” the pool “versus previous administrations.”​

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    Add tons of bleach to make the algae water white, then add tons of blue food coloring. What could possibly go wrong?