I’d probably not even notice. But I live in Italy and I’ve seen some shit.

I hope it is just a delivery guy who thinks “This’ll take a sec.”

I will think to myself “fucking swastikar” and move on.

Wait is this Portugal? If I was walking the zebra crossing I would have just walked over the car. Also if you call the police they will tow the car, fine the owner, and even if they come to move it before the tow truck arrives, they still have pay for it in addition

Hit it with a sticker saying: sh*tty parked’ dude ! And yes I bought before I…

Remove the valve stem cores, reinstall valve caps. Have fun with ur random flats for the next week.

I mumble “what an asshole” and move on with my life

Am climbing over that

Get my flipper and open the charging port!

It’s a rich wanker as always. I live in a pretty affluent area and the wealthy think they can break the traffic laws all the time.

I dont think the police would care that much if I called them about an improperly parked car. I’d call them anyways and use my best Sheldon Cooper impression and make a huge deal out of it.

If it’s a hot day, I rub my genitals on the windscreen. Really get a nice smearing action on that glass. Then I leave a note saying I did what I did because they parked like an arsehole.

Walk over it. Even if it’s filmed, they are in a crosswalk what would come of that? Get some friends to do the same. If they don’t want their car walked on, don’t park on the crosswalk.

I would think wow that’s terrible parking, and would wonder if they’ll get a ticket from somebody who makes a living putting tickets on improperly parked cars.