The best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.
I’ve never had sex, been in a relationship, or had male friends - life in Saudi. I’ve also never spent significant time away from home without my family. So many new things are incoming. 🤠
So many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope he’s a gentle and kind man for you.
Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!
the quote is “absence makes the heart grow fonder”
not jizz tents, nor distance
Way to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.
with your partner or just random rabbits?
If you’re a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you’re a human person no no no we don’t fuck animals
fine, what about half human half animal? mermaid, centaurs?
If they are intelligent enough to communicate and consent, sure, why not.
My husky needs this as a motivational poster above her den.
Mazel tov
Everything will not be ok, everything ends with you and the world you know rotting or burning into non-existence and then being forgotten. But everything will probably be ok tomorrow, comparatively.
Scream in your pillow now, then repeat tomorrow night.
