Yasmeen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWedding tomorrowlemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1228arrow-down12
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minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down2·3 days agoThe best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.
minus-squareYasmeen@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 days agoI’ve never had sex, been in a relationship, or had male friends - life in Saudi. I’ve also never spent significant time away from home without my family. So many new things are incoming. 🤠
minus-squarevelma@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoSo many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope he’s a gentle and kind man for you. Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!
minus-squareBloodMuffin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agothe quote is “absence makes the heart grow fonder” not jizz tents, nor distance
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoWay to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agowith your partner or just random rabbits?
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoIf you’re a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you’re a human person no no no we don’t fuck animals
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agofine, what about half human half animal? mermaid, centaurs?
minus-squareReyali@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoIf they are intelligent enough to communicate and consent, sure, why not.
The best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.
I’ve never had sex, been in a relationship, or had male friends - life in Saudi. I’ve also never spent significant time away from home without my family. So many new things are incoming. 🤠
So many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope he’s a gentle and kind man for you.
Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!
the quote is “absence makes the heart grow fonder”
not jizz tents, nor distance
Way to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.
with your partner or just random rabbits?
If you’re a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you’re a human person no no no we don’t fuck animals
fine, what about half human half animal? mermaid, centaurs?
If they are intelligent enough to communicate and consent, sure, why not.