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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

The American Dream (terms and conditions apply)

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The American Dream (terms and conditions apply)

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works
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    Exactly as republicans expect you to.

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    As a 34 year old, I welcome death. You mean I still need to do this for 35 more years??!! Fucking hell! Why do people like bringing children into this hellscape?

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    Literally.

    Homemade nitrogen asphyxiation device is my retirement plan.

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      I have saved a bunch of pills, like bottles and bottles, because I came off a medication but still let it be renewed every time. I’m ready for whenever I think it’s time.

    • Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world
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      Haha yeah totally like. At this rate we’ve no hope of fat retirement payments at all and even then mid 70s before we get them.

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    …at work.

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Rent seek, but not social safety net like a filthy parasite. There’s a distinction and it’s important in America. Have you earned the right to take other’s labor? /s

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    Tbf, that is the most cost effective solution for our capitalist overlords.

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      Not if you choose to do a Luigi on your way out.

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      Not if you do it on a data center construction site, make it look like a homicide, and stop the construction until the investigation completes.

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    I have worked hard my whole life raising a family. There is no way my meager retirement plus social security (if it exists when I retire) will be able to support me with rising costs. That is if I don’t catch cancer or have some other malady. Then I am totally screwed and would be homeless until I die.

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    I’ll take on a metric fuckton of debt and blow it all on having fun and then die so I can stick the bill to the man

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    hell dying aint cheap either

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    Pretty infallible.

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    Suicide or homicide!

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    I can’t WAIT to retire!!! 😀

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    Death is 😴,i don’t care when i was old.

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