Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
He was after the two wolves inside you
*Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
Awooooobsolutely positive
EDIT: Whoops
Are there two wolves inside you?
Yes, but they’re both vegan
I may be lawful stupid, but I’m a good boy, goddamnit.
Ok but how do they taste on a sandwich?
Prepotente, Donut, and Penelope are all appalled
I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.
A human family … in this case the farmers family … would also fit in all those categories
