Code laundering

Fauxgramming

Slop coding.

“Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt”

Doesn’t roll off the tongue as well, though.

“Slopping”

Autoclanking

Tech debt

Slopspreading

fuckin’ Clown Code.

Fraud coding.

• Subscription coding.
• It looks like you’re writing an app. Can I help you with that?
• CrappyCodey
• Clueless coding
• Klutz code
• Mañana coding
• Brain-free coding
• Developerless development
• Self-driving systems
• Humanity-free development
• If claude can do this it can replace management next
• Claude codepirated
• Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
• AI pwned
• I never really understood the codebase in the first place
• Blagger’s code
• I’m so much more valuable to my employer now that I’ve outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.

They vibe code Claude code. So I can see why.

Slopmaxxing

Oh no, yet another slop marketeer (CxO, whatever) is unhappy that we’re treating their cash cow with derision. How awful for you.

Pipe down and go back to your clankwanking.

• Slopcoding
• Codeslopping
• Spaghetticoding
• “Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years” Coding

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?