Practicing medicine without a license.

Tea party.

My man-boobs would like a word.

“You are my knight in shining armor.” That line always breaks me.

Staycation all I can afford, staycation can’t get away, staycation guess I’ll just be alone.

It’s all just to get more data from you so it can monetized.

Waste of two goats. Better to have them mow your lawn.

Peters, who is Māori, opposes initiatives intended to advance Māori people and language.

Why the self-hatred?

Everything is happening too fast. I just want to curl up and cry.

Just keep his security goons away from the production facilities and equipment. In fact, they should hire three times the amount of security Musk has. Just remember, they have been deputized by the U.S. Marshall Service, so they have the power to arrest people.

So they empty pitcher represents the emptiness of memes.

We are mad but we are also distracted and overwhelmed. You can’t get mad at work because you might get fired. Then there goes your housing and food and healthcare. It’s going to have to get a lot worse before things pop off.

Man, that’s a diplomatic slap in the face. I hope the Geman people take offense a slap AfD down.

Still, get out your checkbook.

I mean if you want to be really stupid, call it the Gulf of Texas.

Wait until he goes completely insane and has the entire Cuban community in Miami swept up by ICE.

That’s why he wants Greenland.

Me laying in bed having an existential crisis.

Cement Mixer (Put-Ti, Put-Ti)

So, every kid just needs to go to the school administration and say they are gay.