My parents smoked Reds indoors their entire life. I essentially smelled like an ashtray throughout childhood until I moved out for college. Even experienced respiratory issues throughout high school sports. Used to have to borrow my grandma’s portable O2 tank to use for practice breaks. I feel this, and I hate it.
I remember going on a trip with my grandparents and suffocating from the smoke in the car. That was only a few hours, I cant imagine living in a house with them.
I give my kids a spoonful of Vaseline everyday to keep them greased up.
they swallow it, or the hard way?
Robert Chesebrough, the inventor of Vaseline, famously claimed to eat a spoonful every day and lived to be 96.
Exactly. It’s called the Cheesebro method.
Uh, I hate that I have to ask this, but he swallowed it, right?
It has electrolytes
Marlboro has what kids crave
Dude what’s wrong with this guy’s eyes
I have a few theories.

Windows of the soul.
Evil people often have dead eyes.
They know they’re evil.
Man, I shouldn’t be laughing this much at this. Wtf
Please, the male kids crave Lucky Strikes. Filtered cigarettes are for girls. /s
Man, he’s a crackhead idk why people listen to him. No different then the ramblings heard from the homeless man taking a shit front of the 711.





