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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

It has what kids want

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It has what kids want

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    My parents smoked Reds indoors their entire life. I essentially smelled like an ashtray throughout childhood until I moved out for college. Even experienced respiratory issues throughout high school sports. Used to have to borrow my grandma’s portable O2 tank to use for practice breaks. I feel this, and I hate it.

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      I remember going on a trip with my grandparents and suffocating from the smoke in the car. That was only a few hours, I cant imagine living in a house with them.

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    I give my kids a spoonful of Vaseline everyday to keep them greased up.

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      they swallow it, or the hard way?

      Robert Chesebrough, the inventor of Vaseline, famously claimed to eat a spoonful every day and lived to be 96.

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        Exactly. It’s called the Cheesebro method.

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        Uh, I hate that I have to ask this, but he swallowed it, right?

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    It has electrolytes

  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Marlboro has what kids crave

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    Dude what’s wrong with this guy’s eyes

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      I have a few theories.

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      Windows of the soul.

      Evil people often have dead eyes.

      They know they’re evil.

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    Man, I shouldn’t be laughing this much at this. Wtf

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    Please, the male kids crave Lucky Strikes. Filtered cigarettes are for girls. /s

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    Man, he’s a crackhead idk why people listen to him. No different then the ramblings heard from the homeless man taking a shit front of the 711.

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