Best advice I’ve ever given and not taken was:

LAWYER UP, HIT THE GYM, DELETE FACEBOOK.

Fucking soupy spaghetti with macaroni noodles. GTFOH with that shit.

“Hey, Mom! Look at what I said to someone online!”

That’s why football is called football. There’s only one kicker. One foot.

I’m not a big fan of goulash.

See? Opinions aren’t fun when not asked for.

Myst.

Yeah, I Myst the fucking point of this fucking game, dog.

I ain’t reading all that other cuckoo-nanny shit though.