The president.

Hurling millions of people through the air in a tin can at mach .8 and mostly not killing them

Not my current town, but the town I grew up in.

In short, volcanoes. The town in built next to a lake. The biggest lake in the country. The lake is a caldera crater, from one of the biggest volcanic eruptions ever that we know of. And fun fact, it’s still slightly active, and several hundred years overdue.

This stupid fucking thing

My Schoolboard trustee never heard of Auschwitz. She became internationally famous.

https://www.jta.org/2015/09/24/global/canadian-candidate-apologizes-for-not-knowing-auschwitz-was-death-camp

Dude I literally live in Florida. But I’m No Florida man.

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Bonnie and Clyde robbed a church in my town. Except, not really, it was an early scene in that movie from the '60s.

It was a grocery store back then.

Cleveland is known for exporting crippling depression.

Bristol has been declared the cocaine capital of Europe after researchers examined our sewage and found more traces of the drug than in any of the other dozens of cities they examined. We beat Antwerp, Barcelona, Amsterdam and Zurich…

Reading, writing, route 21

Tim Misney is on every goddamn billboard. I’m ready get him as a tramp stamp.

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