Story of my life
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Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
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Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.
But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.
I’m a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
engage in manual labor
found the 23 year old with no bitches.
They’re 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Still no bitches tho.
sad…
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
Were ye brave enough twould make nae a difference.
Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.
If you want to do anything else, you’ll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.
Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
