I saw a barn kitten try to take down a cow, it was hilarious!
He was sitting in a barn window, looking down at this cow beneath him, switching his tail, and I was like “Oh, no…”
Suddenly this little black and white kitten LEAPS down on the back of the cow, digging in with claws on all 4 paws, and going to town trying to bite as hard as he could!
ROWR-ROWR-ROWR-ROWR! ROWR!
The cow did not notice.
I want to not believe you, but my cat has tried to take me down (we wrassle)
I had a cat who would hide under the dining room table, wait for someone to walk by, then dart out and try to hamstring them… so… yeah… Bite size apex predators!
You fancy yourself a wrassler, huh?
I bet you couldn’t even wrassle a whole cow
Cats stereotypically love tuna.
No cat in the history of cats has ever swam out to sea and caught their own tuna. No member of family felidae, extant or extinct, has ever achieved that.
Ummmmm, sea lion
…
…Fearsome predator.
I have 11 cats. Plus three more in my custody. If they worked together they could take down a cow. This is important because cows outnumber people on my block.
But I also want more cat friendly cat food because I too understand what cats want in cat food. I made this 10 years ago:
My brother in Christ, 11 cats is far too much of the right amount of cats to have.
You may want to look up Mouser brand cat food. If I remember correctly, it was created by someone who had the same thoughts. I don’t know how healthy it is or anything, but I think it’s a neat idea…even though I feel bad for the poor little critters put into it.
My cat can have a hamburger sometimes, as a treat
“You brought that dog, man?!”
" Yeah I…was afraid he’d kill my parents’ cows…"
Also not vegan
