I once saw a network that was named “that’s what she ssid”
- Panic at the Cisco
I used to troll my roommate: I have a Multi-Band wireless access point, and I would name other networks stuff to mess with them. They are from Louisiana, and are very proud of their culinary roots. One day, they came back from a trip with the relatives, and brought home some boudin, which I cooked and served with rice. I thought it was sausage, but it’s a blend of pork cooked down with onions, peppers, seasonings, AND cooked rice, so serving it with rice was redundant, apparently. They got SO ANGRY, that to this day, I am not allowed to eat it in front of them, so I have been trolling them for “boudin with rice” everywhere I can. When they still lived with me, I changed the “ancillary network names” shit like, “Boudin with rice,” and “Mild crawfish with ketchup,” and “Campbell’s New England Gumbo” and a ton of other culinary “bastardizations” of authentic Louisiana cooking. So every time they were on their laptop, I’d hear a “… Boudin corn dog–OH MY GOD PUNKIE YOU BASTARD!!! AAUGH!!!”
When I was in college I lived in a off campus student housing area and they had the the most passive aggressive wifi names.
“WeHearUJackOff”
“StillHearUCryingWithShowerOn”
“WhoCooksOnionsAt4AM”
“PleaseTakeAShower”
“UrDogGotTheShitsAgain”
It wasn’t just one wifi. It was like three SSID’s all arguing to each other. They began responding to each other by changing their names also lol.
That would frustrate me lol having to reconnect everytime it changes
Had a neighbor that was a stripper, these were the three I remember her using.
You Make Me Net
Bits and Tits
Hot WiFi In Your Area
Bits and Tits
Classic
When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection “Virus Distribution Centre”
I had 5G-Covid-Transmission-Tower or something close to that.
Tell my WiFi love her
Tell my WiFi have another WiFi
TellmyWIFIloveher
That’s my wifi name.
We Can Hear You Having Sex
We didn’t rent an apartment in that building after noticing that one. I figure the walls must be thin.
When my wife (then girlfriend) was in in school, she moved in with a couple of female roommates. I set up their WiFi and called it “GirlsGoneWireless”
I come from a LAN down under
Wu Tang LAN
ItHertzWhenIP
pretty fly for a wifi
“There is no network, only Zuul.” -my current
Mine are The Promised LAN and The LAN of Confusion.
