The guilt of not living up to the expectations of my ancestors nor future generations
Fuck em. Talking chimps, the lot of em.
My precioussss
IS it a Rock? A Fish?
String, or nothing
Now you’ve done it. Here come the EDC people

Not a lot, my pockets are tiny. Currently I have one tissue.
My handbag/rucksack, however:
A wallet
A carabiner
Paracetamol
Travel sickness chewing gum
A fold up shopping bag with cats and dogs on it
Loops ear plugs
Documents the hospital gave me
Sunglasses
Glasses cleaning cloth
Tiny snacks
Hand sanitizer
Ear buds
A bottle of water
A bag of googly eyes 👀
My passportpocket sand! sha sha shaw!
Fob, phone, fountain pen, fwallet
If I’m going out: Phone, keys, cigarettes, lighter, wallet.
If I’m staying in: phone, weed vape.
My own you’re good to go ritual went through my head reading your comment: mobile,keys,lighter,cash’n’cigs
The unrelenting dread and fear of something horrifying and terrible happening to the ones I love.
The lingering resentment and intense loathing towards an ex spouse who abused me daily for almost 15 years.
Dead Tamagotchi from 1998 to remind myself of my failures as a caregiver.
The ever-evolving concept for a music album that perfectly encapsulates my life experiences, from the good to the awful, and what they’ve taught me about myself.
Deadpool keychain charm.
Cellphone, keys, wallet, and my heart and soul that my daughter gave me when she was 3 (small pink plastic heart and a pearly marble; 7+ years now, leaving them out only when doing something where I might lose them).
- Guitar pick
- Wireless/Contactless waterproof keyfob for my car (I finally found a good use for that pocket-inside-a-pocket on jeans)
- Snus
- Cardholder (Regular debit card, two credit cards, misc other cards I “always” need)
- Phone
- Bluetooth airbuds
If I’m wearing a jacket, its pockets also adds:
- Wallet (with passports, seamans book, misc currencies, TWIC, WHO vaccine booklet, misc warehouse access cards, a bunch of airline frequent flier cards)
- Tiny multitool
- Pen
- Syringe needle that I’ve cut to be blunt, in a protective casing. It’s excellent for those tiny reset buttons on hardware
- USB-C cable
- USB thumb drive
Right front - keys, nail clipper, microfiber cloth, car key on a suspension clip https://www.amazon.ca/Essivox-Suspension-Hanging-Portable-Outdoor/dp/B0FVXG72DZ
Left front - phone, Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS in a thin rubber case.
Right rear - Gerber Dime on a suspension clip
Left rear - folding box cutter, it has it’s own clip
Right cargo pocket - wallet and a coin organizer https://www.amazon.ca/Merangue-Accessories-Clutter-Free-Alternative-Automotive/dp/B09QKQY4SV
Left cargo pocket - two small hand sanitizer bottles one of which contains unscented hand soap, a touch screen stylus (sometimes I wear warm gloves while shopping due to a freezing cold cart handle)
The OBJECT
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Phone, wallet, keys, and headphones
!edc@sopuli.xyz is a place to discuss such!
For me I carry a bag with a bunch of junk, besides phone/keys it’s mostly like chapstick and tissues tho
Knife, taser, bulletproof backpack insert, laptop and charger, battery pack, water, compass, water purifier drops, small ocarina, granola bars, tin cup, fire starter, local maps, notebook and pencils, sharpies, light jacket, extra socks, hiking towel, first aid kit, floss, deodorant…
and a set of comedic emergency mustaches.










