If you put fresh shit in a closed box, it will still stink up the whole room, but the shit in my ass will barely stink even if my ass is on your face, although there is a hole there. Why
Your rectum is fairly airtight is my guess, boxes not so much. Can’t believe that’s a sentence I’ve now typed.
I think this would easily qualify for !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
They still stink if you let some air through by farting. Boxes are rarely airtight, whereas assholes usually are.
Source: I have a plastic box that I often put some acetone in. And sometimes I fart. The two are not related.
*Notes* Posession of box of acetone… does NOT… make farts happen.
Possibly because I also have a small fan running inside the box
I have shit in a box. And then I mailed it. The room stunk for a while, but after I sealed up the container it went away. It still stunk worse than a fart.
Cologuard is wack.
I would think a box intended for mailing a turd would be built to contain the smell.
Yeah, but you still have to close the lid first. 🤮
I appreciate your presence on this website a lot and that’s a genuine sentiment. Most of your other posts are pretty bleak (and I appreciate them too) but this one got a good giggle out of me xD “Why” lol
Thank you🥺
Hold on, you all don’t smell like shit too?
If you leave your mouth open for long enough, you break the vacuum holding the shit and piss stink in and you’ll start smelling.
Use an airtight box??
