This is like when you get horny for a certain type of porn and then you do the business and feel shame after.
Because your arms are broken and your stepmother walks in with Reese’s toothpaste?
Slow down. Gonna bust if ya keep going.
Can’t decide if the fact it exist or that it’s in Australasia and not America that’s surprised me the most.
Thank you OP for this cursed information.
And for dessert …

That’s absolutely disgusting. I brush my teeth to get rid of the shame of eating that crap.
I had to switch to cinnamon toothpaste and floss, because my cat likes mint. Fortunately he does not like cinnamon.
Mint, Cinnamon, Reese’s…where is the savoury? How about a KFC Gravy flavour?
The grimace my face is doing right now is starting to make my muscles sore
This sounds sooooo American.
The collab is only available in Australia and New Zealand via Hismile’s website
OK, the people who also eat Vegemite. Not surprising either.
But it still sounds American.
*flavored. Not falv oured.
Look at the box. It’s flavour. This is Australia and only the U.S. uses flavor. The rest of the English-speaking world uses flavour.








