Can I haz cheeseburger

My cat stole a burger off a plate in my kitchen. I’d made a bunch for a group of friends, and I warned them to watch the cat, he was quick. No one really believed me, until we found a hamburger on my pillow. (I think I noticed he was absent, which was unlike him, so I went to check on him.)

My friends were stunned at how he did that with none of them noticing. Yep.

“Yes, you can haz cheeseburger.”

Is AI?

That toothpick in the sandwich is a good toothpick. Got one in a sample about a month ago and I’ve been using it to eat olives.

Robble robble.

I hope this was preplanned, and they didn’t just passively watch a cat ruin someone’s meal from a single table away.