“Yes, you can haz cheeseburger.”

My cat stole a burger off a plate in my kitchen. I’d made a bunch for a group of friends, and I warned them to watch the cat, he was quick. No one really believed me, until we found a hamburger on my pillow. (I think I noticed he was absent, which was unlike him, so I went to check on him.)

My friends were stunned at how he did that with none of them noticing. Yep.

Can I haz cheeseburger

That toothpick in the sandwich is a good toothpick. Got one in a sample about a month ago and I’ve been using it to eat olives.

I is no longer asking.

I can has cheezburger.

Robble robble.

Is AI?

I hope this was preplanned, and they didn’t just passively watch a cat ruin someone’s meal from a single table away.