Damn, that’s a big pussy…a big pussy…pussy…

You ever see Together? It’s like when Dave Franco’s character tries to stop his body from moving, but his intestines keep moving. Going through that right now…

“Guys only think about one thing…”

Artax, you’re sinking!!

Never seen a snowman blush like that.

It’s like throwing a hot dog through a hallway…

Man, the Incredibles movies are starting to go downhill.

He’s got a license to dill.

“Yes, you can haz cheeseburger.”

No matter what time of the year, we’re in the news a lot.

It’s not considered a deadly weapon (lol) in my state. You can even open carry it, but I’d rather not.

I drive with a collapsible baton in the car, just in case I have to reach something in the backseat.

If I was staring down cancer like that, just fucking kill me. Quit the game before my family pays through the nose for my inevitable death.

Sounds like someone has Luigiphobia.

I get what you’re saying, and I know you’re asking in good faith, but I feel that it’s going in the wrong direction. Voter fraud is not a common issue in the US; voter suppression is: voter roll purges, voter intimidation (like ICE at voting precincts), voting restrictions based on demographics, lack of a federal voting holiday(s), etc. Basically, voting is more secure than it is available.

Zan from the game Hedon. I volunteer for snu-snu.

I haven’t watched Videodrome in a while…

Look at it. Look at it!!

Victor Frankl’s Man’s Search for Meaning. It’s philosophy developed in a concentration camp, and it’s still as relevant today. "He who has a why to live can bare almost any how.

Unless they’re outspoken and donating to causes, I don’t really care what little pins they have on.

Not the only bars this guy needs.