MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agoWithout hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠lemmy.worldimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1600arrow-down17
arrow-up1593arrow-down1imageWithout hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·13 hours ago They call this move the handjob dance.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoDave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoAs funny as it sounds I don’t know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.
minus-squareMTZ@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agoI feel 21% less masculine after watching that. But that’s probably just an anomaly idk.
They call this move the handjob dance.
Dave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.
As funny as it sounds I don’t know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.
I feel 21% less masculine after watching that. But that’s probably just an anomaly idk.