I really need a skit where somebody in 2026 is consulting the spirit of Fred Rogers (of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood) about how to help your neighbor and he gives them a treasure map to the location of a buried cache of AK47s.
Ok friends, today we’re going to learn how to shoot a L1A1 12.7 mm (.50) heavy machine gun! If you don’t have one of those, a M2 Browning .50 Caliber will work just as well! 🎶 Load the chamber, load the chamber, put the ammo in! Put the ammo in! Aim it at your enemies, aim it at your enemies, pull the trigger! Pull the trigger! 🎶
What color are they now, what color are they now?
A fine pink mist, oh a fine pink mist!
🎵 Flip ‘em off, flip ‘em off, flip ‘em….OOOOOOFFFFF!
🎶 Where is tall finger? Where is tall finger? Here I am!
It’s also totally cool not to brake for them
Miss Rachel is not a radical activist, that’s Zionist propaganda. Portraying her that way, even as a joke, makes Mossad laugh.
No one has attempted to portray Miss Rachel as a radical activist. She’s a children’s edutainer. We all know this.
She was asked in an inteview, “are you in Hamas?”
No one? Israel and its pundits have definitely labeled her as an extremist…
I see. I meant no one here, as in this thread. I guess I should have specified more.
I mean, except for you, the creator and poster of this misleading image that will only add fuel to the baseless accusations from Mossad. Even if you created this as an edgy joke, it won’t be used that way.
Let me ask you something: Why make shit up at all? Even as a joke? There are plenty of respectable people who have made anti-ICE statements. Hell, even Miss Rachel has made actual statements. Why not just use her actual words? Why put words into someone’s mouth that they didn’t say? What good comes of that?
Understood.
STFU
