db2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭NSFWlemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down14
arrow-up1103arrow-down1imageSorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭NSFWlemmy.worlddb2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·3 months agoI misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.” Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo. Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoPersonally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken…
minus-squareSolrac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoHave you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken
I misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.”
Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo.
Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.
Personally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken…
Have you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken