Fellas, is it gay to be straight?

This is the most closeted person I’ve ever seen, and I once held the world record for longest hide ‘n’ seek session in an IKEA warehouse.

It is ridiculous how much damage is done by dudes who are too brainwashed and fragile to admit to themselves that all they need to be happy is to just openly fuck other dudes.

Dudes fuckin dudes on the orders of Rock Hard Jesus

Might as well…

The fuck is this brainrot.

makes sense

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all year