owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoI hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.lemmy.caimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up1111arrow-down1imageI hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.lemmy.caowenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square68fedilinkfile-text
Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoUnder? So the first half is just plain dog?
minus-squareAA5B@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoUnder. So the mustard is less likely to glop onto your shirt
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoAre you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoYou’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoSometimes aesthetics trump evolution
Under? So the first half is just plain dog?
Under. So the mustard is less likely to glop onto your shirt
Are you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.
I’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
You’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.
Sometimes aesthetics trump evolution