(This is just meant to be lighthearted.)
On my way home after a long week, a chonky orange crossed my path. Lucky me! I think?
(This is just meant to be lighthearted.)
On my way home after a long week, a chonky orange crossed my path. Lucky me! I think?
You’re getting laid by a red head! Which may or may not be a treat, depending on your sexuality.
Given I’ve been on a dry spell for several years now, sounds like a divine blessing.