My geriatric millennial ass:

Hey hey, its okay - it’s not AS BAD as the worst financial crisis in our living lifetimes. Things are alright.

Why would Obama do this?

I wonder if it had anything to do with fucking up everyone’s student loan repayment plans immediately after taking office

Is it because they know we’re all about to get sucked by the rise in healthcare prices in 3 months?

I was there. It wasn’t that great.

I’m doing my part! struggles harder

My personal scores have increased by about 100 points in the last 6 months (I started getting worried about interest rates getting even worse and consolidated my credit cards under a personal loan with a definite payoff date).

At this point I really don’t care what my credit score is, but this feels like a bad time to have debt, and for once in my life I feel lucky that I’m able to be paying off debt faster than I can take on more - which really hasn’t been the case since I went to university in 2007 (and never finished for financial reasons).

I helped!

This ride is super fun but we’ve been accelerating downward for a long time and that ground is getting awfully close…

You know once you stop giving a shit about your debt score, you find so much more peace.