• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
    23·
    6 months ago

    Timberland boots don’t retire. They constantly slack off at work and quit in a rage when confronted about it.

    …also I’m pretty sure they were smoking crack while driving the service van

  • Jerkingass@lemmy.world
    6·
    6 months ago

    This ad is going to last about as well as their products.

    I just had to shoe cement the sole back on my Timberland Pro boots that I’ve only worn a handful of times over the last two years. Cheap crap.

    I was kicking old and rotted wooden spindles off of a deck we were replacing with the steel toe. It knocked the sole of 2/3 of the boot in the process. The leather has some good marks where you can see the hits were generated. I know it wasn’t the best way, but it was like punching through a wet paper bag with how rotted they were. Ugh.

    • WagnasT@lemmy.world
      2·
      6 months ago

      I’ve had the same pair of timberland pro boots for 2 years, i walk about 5 miles a week in them through train ballast, they’re still mostly like new.