Cryogenically frozen forever*
*Until the funds dry up
From time to time they have to open these things and basically find melted human jelly where a body was once placed.
Oh god the smell
I’ve never had the misfortune of dealing with it IRL myself, but the stories from cops who’ve had to retrieve bloated ‘floaters’ from shorelines or bodies of water are pretty daunting - describing ‘the deceased’ as sometimes coming apart in their hands like an overcooked pot roast (“fall off the bone ribs, $9.99 this Thursday at Al’s Cookhouse!”).
I once had the opportunity to visit a dead whale on a beach and the craziest thing is the smell. It’s so aggressive and overwhelming. Because the whale died at sea it started to decompose and the rancid oils covered the beach. The belly had popped and the meat was dark blue blackish. My sinuses got PTSD.
Nothing compares to a massive rotting meat sack marinating in salt water for a few days.
Sweet Jesus, I can well imagine, except for the scale on account of some whales being school bus-sized. Rotten rodents don’t hold a candle given the 1000:1 or more ratio.
CERN needs to be stoped
Pyramid schemes are always great until they collapse.
Are there any even half plausible ways cryogenics might work with the technology we have? I mean, if they’re frozen their cells are ruptured.
Not current tech. The expectation is to make it work on xcca 50-100 years. See an interview with Emil Kendziorra, founder of Tomorrow Bio, the leading European cryopreservation provider 👇 https://youtu.be/pTVwFKvGYeM
Also, with current technology of preservation they make sure to make as little ice crystals as possible. So they are using cryoprotectants and then induce vitrification.
Vitrification is proven to be reversible for small size things. Even human embryos. A rat kidney is currently the biggest thing to be vitrified, then reversed, implanted and working. We are scaling up, but it will take decades to be working on adult human bodies.
I mean, if they’re frozen their cells are ruptured. Not strictly true, biologists freeze cells all the time.
Yeah - its all bullshit. Just a pie in the sky thing to sell to people with lots of money. Reminds me of the Pharaohs being buried with all their shit as if they would live again and still have all their stuff
And Walt Disney’s head.
And they’ll have to fight it out to be the one consciousness getting shoved into a probe and sent into space after they’re revived by a theocratic fascist state in 500 years
Oh I could do the funniest thing.
Which one is Austin Powers?
