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I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that’s technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.
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Full Goblin Mode.
In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.
You’re better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
PUT ON TEETH?!
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
Oh no, without a bra, the horror!
xddd fr
Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum
