Spiderman: Home Alone
Spiderman: Homer Simpson
Spiderman: Homunculus
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Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does!
Spider Pig
Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
Spider-Man 2 or Home Alone 2? Either way, we can all agree 3 was worse.
Morbius
It’s Morbin Time!
Sir, it was wrong answers only.
Howard the duck is the best marvel movie
Mrs. Doubtfire: Civil War
Fan4stic
wait, say that again
Fant-four-stic
Captain 'Murica: On Ice!
The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation
Sweeping the world!
For targets.
Harold and Maude
Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn’t a movie. Two, I don’t remember their real names.
Meteor Man!
Iron Man 2: Iron Harder
I’ve only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.
That was the porn. You’re thinking of Iron Man: Irony Abounds.
Sony Pictures appears at the start of many awful films. I think it’s their thang.
Batman Returns
They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat
I enjoyed Madame Web. Its not a good movie, but got a laugh from the whole cinema (10 people in my showing)
"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they’re all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it’s a crime sir
Myobm: yeah … Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID… All more than what’s about to be stolen …
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I’m sitting this out. Not my problems.
The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn’t insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
“You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha”
Flash Thompson: The Untold Story
All the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials. Admit it, swapping him in for captain marvel in Endgame would be an amazing swap that I lack the skill to edit.
