her names dodo, and she’s fat babby

  • lonefighter@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Me all the time talking to my cat:

    “Girl you are fat as fuck… … … It’s ok. Me too.”

    We’re both working on it.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      “girl you gotta lose some weight or one of these days when you pounce on my crotch from on top of the bookcase I’m gonna rupture”