Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.
NSFW due to meme origin context.
Ian, run!
I’m pretty sure Linda’s last one is from porn too
Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.
5,2 but with Linda!
I must admit, I have been seen in the “have you ever been on fucking sofa” position quite a few times.
As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I’ve ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.
POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.
I’m mostly “Ian you prick move over” but supporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I’m also “The Comfy Sidelean” or “Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa”.Honestly, I feel the last one. I’ve done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.
Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I’m in trouble.
