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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    No. He didn’t steal. He is a mighty hunter. Yes he is. Yes he is! He hunted down the mighty sausage beast, stalked it, and killed it all on his own. Yes he did! Yes he did! And he did murder while being so adorable! Yes he is. Yes he is!

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      That’s a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one

      • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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        All cats believe in their hearts that they are mighty lions and tigers. Let them have this. :D

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          I mean, to any creature that weighs 3 pounds or less, he’s right. If you’re a field mouse a house cat is a terrifyingly effective predator.

          More tuna are eaten by house cats than lions.

          • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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            Well, according to my cats, they get the tuna because they killed the tuna. They are the mighty hunters after all.

            • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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              My cat just finds the nearest big idiot to yell at. That’s usually me.

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      For some reason, I’m reading this in John Oliver’s voice.

  • gac11@lemmy.world
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    “Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.”

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    “Quick, let me in, they’re right on my tail!”

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Good cat

  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    The furry little god pulled a Ferris Bueller and got away with it.

    Legend.

  • ErrorCode@lemmy.world
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    Good kitty!

  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    peak cat. Mine brings yukky mangled mice and birds.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Well if you would just demonstrate that you know how to catch and kill your own, she could relax about trying to teach you.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    So? How was it?

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    How was it?

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