Not far away we had what everyone called “Big Butter Jesus” or “Touchdown Jesus”:
The “Big Butter” part comes from the region’s fascination with making butter sculptures:
The “Touchdown” name, for those that don’t know USA Football (Grid Iron), this is the same gesture the referee makes to signal a valid goal:
However, after being around for years, Touchdown Jesus is no more. I’m not making this up, it was struck by lightning and being made of fiberglass, burned to the ground.
Thought he was butter because he looks half melted
Thanks you for giving me a good laugh.
That is absolutely glorious.
In Poland, we have this abomination:
https://nickt.pl/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jezus-swiebodzin-raw-56.jpg
To make it worse, it stands looking upon a cheap supermarket and the sheet metal crown used to hide a cellphone tower. They removed it after they realized, that Jesus’ head is being used to transmit porn.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_the_King_of_the_Universe
It’s not why they removed it but there was a wi-fi antenna in it at one point.
You might say the bottom one is
jeSUS
Ill show myself out
We refuse to fund the statue, unless you include a subtle nod to hydrocephaly.
