This is probably the funniest post I’ve seen here since the stupid moth shit took over. Please, where are the remaining 16 lists of objective facts?
You get to pay $50 at the theater, thus forcing you to work more hours to pay for it, boosting the economy!
Tell me you haven’t seen the uncut version of Irreversible without telling me you haven’t seen the uncut version of Irreversible. That’s like, peak entertainment. Thank me for the trauma later.
Wait, if he’s called Irreversable, why can we see him?
And then all the american directors go to some film festival in Butlick, Croatia. Where they fawn over the movie ‘Jeg Spiser Pis’.
I think Eurovision Song Contest should have like a sister competition called the Eurovision Film Contest, where each country produces one film and enters it into the contest for people to vote on.
Gonna be a long evening
Why would anyone want 30 movies about incest and matricide starring rat-faced euros???
They need a Murica Fuck Yeah film competition, 50 different movies with big explosions starring roided out dudes and busty blonde chicks. Now that’s cinema!
Definitely a Great Shit Post, so dix points , ten points, zehn Punkte from Sweden.
10 points for ole Sveirge… Yet 10 points German???
