I must be phone/wallet then.

If gender is what’s in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.

You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what’s in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.

what’s in your pants? a gun.

How can I qualify for government grants?

Cus I must be nuts

If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.

Ain’t got no chicken, ain’t got no rats