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“Not my cat” It is now
Ah, that is because it is no longer your home. They have claimed it now.
It is now. Finders keepers.
It is now
You have been given a cat. Please do not resist.
Sir/Madam, I’m thirsty and in the water vending port, now do your part and water me!
Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Be even weirder if it wasn’t your sink
It isn’t anymore.
OP is still in charge of maintenance though.
True
How did it get in though
He doesn’t have to answer that.
You must be a lawyer.
My client refers you to amendment five of the Catstitution.
It might be your sleep paralysis demon in the shape of a cat.
