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Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?

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What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?

Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • the dopamine fiend@lemmy.world
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    She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.

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    You came in that?

    You’re braver than I thought.

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    She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro

    • Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.worldOP
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      My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it’s an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk

  • darreninthenet@sh.itjust.works
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    If you ride her through the black hole she’ll moan and complain but probably finish the journey

    • Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s what you CAN’T say about both…

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        It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN’T say about your SO

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    She’s designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one

    • x4740N@lemmy.world
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      Is your girlfriend the titan submersible

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    She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.

  • CM400@lemmy.world
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    She’s only 130,000 tons!

  • DryToast@lemmy.world
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    She’s old, but she’ll get your there.

    • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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      Get my what there?

  • Xaphanos@lemmy.world
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    Fly her apart then!

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    I come in peace.

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    I don’t have one

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • Leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Jettisoning spent fuel isn’t such a smelly process.

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    She gets there pretty quickly

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