Feminism out of control. Women don’t enjoy sex. That’s a myth. If female orgasms existed my wife would have had one by the third of the five pumps I give her.
Generous man, with two extra pumps. I dated a Mormon and got no pumps until I swapped his anti-seizure meds with caffeine pills.
That’s dark. It reminds me of a story.
A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else. She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”
“Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”
“Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”
So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.
One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.
“Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.
“You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”
“Parkinson’s,” he replied.
Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up.
Two of them have a stroke and the third couldn’t reach.
First old lady sits down on the other side. “She’s got two hands, don’t she?”
Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?
some anticlitoral hate speech right there. clitoralists should be free to celebrate their faith openly just like any other religion, get fucked for being mean. at least the thing they worship actually exists.
For years I have been petitioning Congress for a national holiday to celebrate the clit. I specifically have asked it to be in one of the summer months. I envision large parades with everyone that has one proudly marching with their pussy and clit showing off
The posters and signs would be great
I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn’t a shitpost.
