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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, okay. Good luck focusing when you’re interrupted by three square meals a day and a predictable bedtime.

    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      not to mention all the anal sex

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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        Go on.

  • Dale@lemmy.world
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    Could be a good career move. Look at Nelson Mandela; he died in prison and then became president.

    • Opisek@lemmy.world
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      With or without a monocle?

  • Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.world
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    I just learned a prison in my municipality has its inmates train dogs.

    I went looking for a sign up sheet. Found none :(

    What’s the softest way to earn a stint in prison?

    • AHamSandwich@lemmy.world
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      Rob a bank for $100, then return the money and turn yourself in.

  • fireweed@lemmy.world
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    Good news: In America, there are currently lots of opportunities to go to prison (not an American? It’s even easier!)

    Bad news: it’s not the kind of prison with gym and art.

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    Omg. As someone who’s done time… I get it.

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    deleted by creator

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    Can I get 40K figures, plastic cement, brushes, and paint in prison by any chance? If so, which ones?

    No reason.

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      You can, but you only get GW brand paints and bushes (at full price). No wet pallete either, have fun with the paint skin.

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        I can work around everything other than the brushes, thats a deal breaker for me. I use brushes I picked up from Ross for $2 and they outperform those overpriced pieces of shit.

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    I have unironically thought this of myself

    • transMexicanCRTcowfart@lemmy.world
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      Same. I blame 80s TV montages.

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    Pretty sure it don’t work like that

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