As an Indigenous Canadian … I think this is the same delivery guy that my ancestors signed treaties with

Because, going by the time it takes to get there, he’s obviously walking. It’s the greener shipping option!

I’d pay extra for that

Only if I get 6% back in points.

Do it for the narrative

Generally agreed. But I can see using the longer time if I know I’m not going to be home or something.

He’ll give the present directly to its intended victim recipient

He may be able to tell you where to bury your cat.

Ngl @OkButStill is a pretty crazy handle