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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

NOOOOOOO

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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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    It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

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      YUH!

      • nebulaone@lemmy.world
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        GUILLOTINE!

    • nameisnotimportant@sh.itjust.works
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      I miss them so much

  • FMT99@lemmy.world
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    Nothing worse than being alone with your thoughts.

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    Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.

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    Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.

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    that’s why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time

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    People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af

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      Usually you put your phone away before wiping. And the real Gs use a bidet / ass squirter thingy anyways.

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