Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge 🧽
If he’s a sponge, wouldn’t his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.
Well where I live he’s Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in
Where I live, the sponge is square. Tells us nothing about the pants.
Here he’s just Bob the sponge. He can be the shape he wants and dress however he fancies.
sponges float tho
Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!
Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.
It’s almost like a pineapple inside the sea.
Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!
Spongebob canonically a swinger.
I thought it needed to be upside down for that
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Wait… Pineapple floats… SpongeBob story just isn’t checking out.
T00 many shitposters in here
Username checks out
