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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

Mammal

sh.itjust.works

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Mammal

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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago
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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut

    • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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      There it is!

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    I don’t need a machete to milk a cow

    • katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Oh?

    • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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      Speak for yourself.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      … I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        I’m guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream …

    • SVcrossDO@lemmy.world
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      This is news to me.

      Oh well

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    live birth?

    • renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      presence of boobs

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        check out that pair of coconuts

    • breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works
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      Chews food?

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:

  • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
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    Hmmm, very mammilian…

  • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”

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    Migrates…

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    Every coconut is a hamster to me too.

  • ⛓️‍💥@sh.itjust.works
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